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norwegian
1. (Norwegian) (1885↑, 391↓)
(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything. (adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.

-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian. -That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian. - That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian

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2. (norwegian) (1167↑, 284↓)
Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump\!

3. (norwegian) (784↑, 204↓)
usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people

Man that girl was so fine\! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.

4. (norwegian) (550↑, 202↓)
(n) Highly educated person.

Holy shit\! That guy is driving a fuckin' BMW. He must surely be a Norweian\!

5. (Norwegian) (446↑, 111↓)
Coolest people around. Their country is beautiful and their weather is nice and cool. If you're Norwegian you are one of the greatest people alive. Norwegians are the most nice and most sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.

I'm Norwegian cos my great grandparents came from Norway.

6. (Norwegian) (464↑, 188↓)
Norwegians are the utmost beings and are the well-suited superiors of every other nationality or heritage/ethnic group. Norway is also home of the black metal scene and is also therefore that much better still than everyone else. [Dimmu Borgir is living proof of this.] If you agree with this, you must be a god among lesser gods. That means you also get a banana sticker. Anyone who disagrees, is simply an uneducated little douche. Next time you have a thought, let it go. You're probably an italian and therefore no one cares what you think anyways, so please, if you have a complaint, write it down neatly on a piece of paper, fold it, separate your hairy little ass cheeks, and insert it into your poop shoot.

Norwegians own everyone else. Norwegians do everything better. Norwegians are the Chosen Ones. Norwegians are smart. Norwegians \> You. Norwegians \> Everyone else. There was one group of people created to rule them all. They are called Norwegians. The only people equally as great as the Norwegians, if that is possible, are the Greeks.

7. (Norwegian) (308↑, 59↓)
In case you didn't notice, Norwegians happen to be the happiest, longest living people on the planet. They make Godzilla look like a small child. If you're smart, you don't mess with the Norwegians.

Proud to be Norwegian\!

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8. (Norwegian) (161↑, 35↓)
Smart and Loyal people who have a record of living longer than any other Nationality on Earth. Here are some other things Norwegians have accomplished: 1. 12% of Norwegians in America are Medicine Workers 2. 15.9% of Norwegians in America are Scientists 3. 23.4% of Norwegians in America are Medical Workers 4. 14% of Norwegians in America are Lawyers 5. 25% of Norwegians in America are Dental Teachers Norwegians are good and hard Workers.

Person 1 - Hi are you my Doctor? Person 2 - Yes and I'm also Norwegian.

9. (Norwegian) (141↑, 27↓)
A person who is intellectual, funny, pretty, social, including and HOT at the same time, but still isn't bragging about it. A typical Norwegian is usually tall, blonde and with bright, blue eyes and they are heavy eaters. They can drink and party like no one else on the planet, and in their spare time they are fishing, hunting moose or polar bears, diving in the ocean even though its january and the lake is frozen, they go skiing every fucking day of the year and eat norwegian food like fårikål, kjøttkaker, ribbe or pinnekjøtt. And of course fish. (which we catch from the norwegian rivers with our bare hands and bite off the head with our extremely strong norwegian teeth)

"Look dad, who is that man who just killed a polar bear with his bare hands?" "OH SHIT\! He must be a Norwegian\!\!\!" "Hey, why are you eating my hotdog?" "Because you're eating too slow. Now shut the fuck up" "Oh, I almost forgot. You're a Norwegian\!" American:" why the hell are you wearing a t-shirt in the middle of the winter?" Norwegian:" Because where I come from, this is the average summer temperature"

10. (Norwegian) (85↑, 22↓)
Snow white, scarily beautiful and the longest living people on earth. Norwegians are like vampires.

"So, what's a typical Norwegian like?" "Ever seen Rosalie Hale?"

11. (norwegian) (107↑, 43↓)
the goddamn illest nationality on the planet. norway beats all ya trumps. where you can see all the tall blond woman and once u come back to america u c all the dirty fat chix and whatever you see em do.

i am Japanese of norwegian Origin.

12. (Norwegian) (88↑, 40↓)
Those from Norway. Very cold country, but nice people. Nice people, scary-as-hell Polar Bears.

I was born in Spain with a Norwegian father.

13. (Norwegian) (97↑, 58↓)
Norwegian is the language of the mighty [vikings] of [norway]. Also used to describe an incredible cool guy, especially a [helmersen].

- What does Marcellus Wallace look like? - What? - What country you from? - Norway\! - Norway ain't no country I ever heard of\! They speak Norwegian in Norway? - What? - ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER\! DO YOU SPEAK IT? - Yes\!

14. (Norwegian) (62↑, 46↓)
An enormous blond man who drinks heavily, talks about the sea all the time and for some reason always wears a little woolly hat.

Bobby's in hospital after getting beaten up by a drunk Norwegian who accused him of trying to chat up his trawler.

15. (Norwegian) (12↑, 15↓)
A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.

American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes. Other American: You dam Norwegian\!

16. (Norwegian) (5↑, 42↓)
When the sky goes trippy.

Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens? Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.

17. (norwegian) (100↑, 150↓)
Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..\! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.

-Where do you come from? -Norway..? -Oh... Have you collared your hear? -Um... No? Why? -Isn't every Norwegian person blonde? *Me walking away*

18. (norwegian) (26↑, 92↓)
an adjective commonly used to replace the word lesbian as most Norwegian girls are lesbian/bisexual. It is believed that a genetic impulse in the brain causes female Norwegians to have sudden impulses to jump the girl right next to them.

Male: That girl is such a raging Norwegian, but she still likes boys as well.... i hope she likes me :) Girl: The best kiss i ever had was from a Norwegian i met in Melbourne.

19. (Norwegian) (12↑, 79↓)
An [African American] that does not know how to act in the snow. Examples include spinning tires when driving in the snow or failing to dress appropriately for the climactic conditions. African Americans suffering from [Snow Hysteria] are the perfect example of a [Norwegian].

Damn son\! Those Norwegians just slammed on the brakes and rear-ended the 5-0\!

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20. (Norwegian) (17↑, 104↓)
Slang for [negro]. Regularly used to beat the censors on web boards where racially inflammatory language is not permitted, or in conversation with politically-correct types.

Them Norwegians thought they had an easy mark when they tried to rob the cripple in the wheelchair, but they didn't know he was armed. Good guy: 1. Norwegians: 0.

21. (Norwegian) (111↑, 582↓)
A greedy person from North-West Europe, a person who is always anger though he/she has everything in his life, a country were if you aint blonde and not speaking Norwegian language seen as invading allien. A place were you are judged directly by your Origin, but not character. Oil is only Industry that brings huge cash flow,everyone worries the hydrogen discovery could led to severe economy decline. loool norwegians thing u came to steal or drink their Oil. a place were u can get new girlfriend every other weekend. A place were dog is spended 10$ a day comaparing to Ethiopian worker who earns under 1$ or nothing until starv to death.

Norwegians have no sence of humour, though gracious, the day god created humour and funn they wasnt their. a place were everyone is alone and depressed due to selfish though gracious.

22. (norwegian) (121↑, 605↓)
A large, brutish, stupid race of people with long hair. Listen to death metal and sail around in big sailing ships. Often wear horned helmets. Known for smashing things over their heads in a show of toughness.

Dude, holy shit, did you see that guy just stick his dick in a beer bottle, chop it off, and then suck it out before smashing the bottle over his head? That was fucked up. He must have been Norwegian. Go back to iceland, you stupid norwegian. Go wrestle a large moving vehicle you stupid norwegian.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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